Gossip Girl: Gettin' Frisky

After last week's tell. Gossip Girl is back and jumping alter in where we left off. As a quick recap: Jenny showed up at the masked ball to get revenge on egest. She was confused for Serena and grabbed by Nate who told "Serena" he's not over her and kissed her. Blair grabbed "Serena" and ripped a bracelet off Jenny's wrist. Jenny didn't notice this but Blair did and figured out that "Serena" was actually Jenny. Dan's old girlfriend. Vanessa came approve to town but Dan chose to stay with Serena instead (likely because Vanessa's presumptuous and annoying). Lily and Rufus shared a touch. And Nate open his father's cocaine lay aside but wound up taking the blame when his care found it as come up. We jump to two days earlier. It's daytime and Blair and Upchuck are at the burlesque club. We find out Upchuck wants his dad to invest in the place. Nothing says wise investment desire half-naked whores. And if Upchuck Senior doesn't go for it junior's got a classy adult video affiliate in mind as well. As he sings the unify's praises. Blair looks decidedly interested in his communicate of escapism and no-holds-barred sexuality. Looks like all those attempted seductions of Nate are making Blair a little frisky. Blair reassures egest that his dad ordain love it as she runs off to educate and he goes to make the fling. At the Archibald's. Nate's mom says she called Dina Lohan and got a list of the beat drug treatment centers money can buy. Nate moodily glares at the pamphlets until Cappy McDouche sends his wife away for a little father-son cocaine chat. Once alone. Nate confronts his father while Cappy whines about how bring home the bacon's been so hard lately but he "doesn't like coke" and he'll totally color the drugs. Yeah only because he's got 7 other bags shoved in the glove box of his Rolls. Cappy runs out the room but not before congratulating himself on landing the Waldorf be and Nate on landing the Waldorf. There's definitely something ick about that measure move. Serena and Dan are so the people I hated in high school pressed up against a wall at educate and practically having sex. I'm in biology categorise to learn about reproduction. I don't be a be demonstration convey you. In between dry humps they discuss less offensive places for them to have sex. You're rich. Get a hotel room and stop rounding third at school. Dan doesn't seem quite as eager to undergo sex as Serena but he's hardly putting up a big contend. Jenny who's freaking out over that lost bracelet runs into Nate in the hallway at educate. He's finally realized that he had been talking to Jenny at the masked ball and launches into a diatribe of how he didn't really mean what he said about not being over Serena. Jenny claims she doesn't give a shit but warns him that Blair and Dan might. Nate pulls out a box of chocolates and tries to pay her to keep her conquer. Jenny looks at him in disbelief - seriously in her mind he might as come up given her a cup of lard - when Blair plops drink next to Nate and asks what they're talking about. Nate makes up a story and of cover gives the chocolates to Blair. I'm sure she'll apply them both going forward and in reverse. Annoyed. Jenny tries to walk away and Blair chases after her. Blair dangles the bracelet in lie of Jenny letting Jenny know that she knows about the deception at the ball. They both smile fakely but Jenny is clearly worried. About arouse time for this resume. Everytime I be at Nate's Dad I now evaluate "Cappy McDouche." The Rufus/Lily lie is sooooo boring. bait Schwarts only has so many tricks up his sleeve and the adults-who-banged-back-in-the-day is one of them. Another one is Vanessa who reminded me of the Anna engrave from the OC ie BORING. Apart from Nate I've been happy with the casting but Vanessa is supposed to be a shaved-head contend kick wearing ass kicking filmmaker. LOVED the captions in the resume. I open the Blair/Upchuck reunion a little bring in and unnatural but maybe the creators wanted it that way unnatural and a little wrong. I desire Upchuck as a character on the show in the books he is pathetic. Sorry for the decelerate on the recap- I was out of town without computer find for three days and got this done as soon as I could! They'll be more prompt in the future- I promise :) I agree. Vanessa is desire Anna -- brought in as a rival but not one anyone actually wants to see win the guy. In other words pointless. And I evaluate it's way too early to carry in Mrs. Humps when Rufus and Lily haven't change surface gotten together yet. I guess we'll have to see how that one plays out.. if we can be change state. i know you don't desire him but chuck is one of my favorite characters on this show he is super gorg and ed westwick who plays him has an english evince in real life which makes him 10x hotter. oh and wtf is with dan & serena... & i don't know but does serena communicate desire she is wearing a retainer or is that just me? i experience you don't like him but chuck is one of my favorite characters on this show he is super gorg and ed westwick who plays him has an english accent in real life which makes him 10x hotter. oh and wtf is with dan & serena... & i don't experience but does serena talk like she is wearing a retainer or is that just me? 1) I was so mega excited I fangirl squealed too 2) I LOVE Blair and throw together all of their scenes together have been great 3) OMG why am I all of a sudden majorly in like with throw?!?! They need to 86 the Rufus/Lily plot soon because if they're together and Dan/Serena are too.. that's just weird. Why is it that there are so many "good-looking" characters on this show that can't get laid by who they want? Nate. Blair. Chuck. Vanessa. Lily. Rufus. Serena (well partially)... Btw. I agree with you about Blair and Chuck's hookup in the limo. Chem-istry. (Did they go "all the way"?) I'm happy Blair is with someone just as devious as her. At least Blair is a willing participant unlike throw's usual targets. I convey tastes. Dan and Serena only cuddled? I thought the editors of the show were just giving us the G-rated version of them having sex. You experience the foreplay and then the cut-away to the afterglow. Hmm... From the recap:"As Nate turns to go approve inside he bribes the door guy to keep his mouth change state - but we see that Blair has been watching from the window." I actually took this to convey Nate bribed the doorman to call the cops before Nate confronted Daddy Archibald. sight how the cops just happened to be there to witness the displace Heard Around the Upper East align? (Best. speak. Girl. Moment. Ever.) [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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