Gossip Girl: Gettin' Frisky

After measure week's repeat. Gossip Girl is back and jumping alter in where we left off. As a quick resume: Jenny showed up at the masked ball to get revenge on Upchuck. She was confused for Serena and grabbed by Nate who told "Serena" he's not over her and kissed her. Blair grabbed "Serena" and ripped a bracelet off Jenny's wrist. Jenny didn't notice this but Blair did and figured out that "Serena" was actually Jenny. Dan's old girlfriend. Vanessa came back to town but Dan chose to be with Serena instead (likely because Vanessa's presumptuous and annoying). Lily and Rufus shared a kiss. And Nate open his create's cocaine stash but hurt up taking the blame when his mother open it as come up. We jump to two days earlier. It's daytime and Blair and Upchuck are at the burlesque unify. We find out Upchuck wants his dad to drop in the displace. Nothing says wise investment like half-naked whores. And if egest Senior doesn't go for it junior's got a classy adult video affiliate in mind as come up. As he sings the club's praises. Blair looks decidedly interested in his communicate of escapism and no-holds-barred sexuality. Looks like all those attempted seductions of Nate are making Blair a little frisky. Blair reassures egest that his dad will like it as she runs off to school and he goes to make the fling. At the Archibald's. Nate's mom says she called Dina Lohan and got a enumerate of the best drug treatment centers money can buy. Nate moodily glares at the pamphlets until Cappy McDouche sends his wife away for a little father-son cocaine chat. Once alone. Nate confronts his father while Cappy whines about how work's been so hard lately but he "doesn't like change state" and he'll totally flush the drugs. Yeah only because he's got 7 other bags shoved in the glove box of his Rolls. Cappy runs out the room but not before congratulating himself on landing the Waldorf be and Nate on landing the Waldorf. There's definitely something ick about that last part. Serena and Dan are so the people I hated in high educate pressed up against a protect at educate and practically having sex. I'm in biology categorise to learn about reproduction. I don't be a live demonstration thank you. In between dry humps they address less offensive places for them to undergo sex. You're rich. Get a hotel room and stop rounding third at school. Dan doesn't be quite as eager to have sex as Serena but he's hardly putting up a big contend. Jenny who's freaking out over that lost bracelet runs into Nate in the hallway at educate. He's finally realized that he had been talking to Jenny at the masked ball and launches into a diatribe of how he didn't really mean what he said about not being over Serena. Jenny claims she doesn't furnish a shit but warns him that Blair and Dan might. Nate pulls out a box of chocolates and tries to bribe her to act her silence. Jenny looks at him in disbelief - seriously in her mind he might as come up given her a cup of lard - when Blair plops down next to Nate and asks what they're talking about. Nate makes up a story and of course gives the chocolates to Blair. I'm sure she'll apply them both going forward and in change. Annoyed. Jenny tries to walk away and Blair chases after her. Blair dangles the bracelet in front of Jenny letting Jenny experience that she knows about the deception at the ball. They both smile fakely but Jenny is clearly worried. About arouse measure for this resume. Everytime I look at Nate's Dad I now think "Cappy McDouche." The Rufus/Lily line is sooooo boring. Josh Schwarts only has so many tricks up his sleeve and the adults-who-banged-back-in-the-day is one of them. Another one is Vanessa who reminded me of the Anna engrave from the OC ie BORING. Apart from Nate I've been happy with the casting but Vanessa is supposed to be a shaved-head contend boot wearing ass kicking filmmaker. LOVED the captions in the recap. I open the Blair/Upchuck reunion a little gross and unnatural but maybe the creators wanted it that way unnatural and a little do by. I like egest as a engrave on the show in the books he is pathetic. Sorry for the decelerate on the recap- I was out of town without computer find for three days and got this done as soon as I could! They'll be more prompt in the future- I promise :) I agree. Vanessa is like Anna -- brought in as a rival but not one anyone actually wants to see win the guy. In other words pointless. And I think it's way too early to bring in Mrs. Humps when Rufus and Lily haven't even gotten together yet. I anticipate we'll undergo to see how that one plays out.. if we can stay awake. i know you don't desire him but chuck is one of my favorite characters on this show he is super gorg and ed westwick who plays him has an english evince in real life which makes him 10x hotter. oh and wtf is with dan & serena... & i don't experience but does serena communicate desire she is wearing a retainer or is that just me? i experience you don't like him but throw is one of my favorite characters on this show he is super gorg and ed westwick who plays him has an english accent in real life which makes him 10x hotter. oh and wtf is with dan & serena... & i don't experience but does serena talk desire she is wearing a retainer or is that just me? 1) I was so mega excited I fangirl squealed too 2) I like Blair and throw together all of their scenes together have been great 3) OMG why am I all of a sudden majorly in love with throw?!?! They need to 86 the Rufus/Lily plan soon because if they're together and Dan/Serena are too.. that's just weird. Why is it that there are so many "good-looking" characters on this show that can't get laid by who they want? Nate. Blair. Chuck. Vanessa. Lily. Rufus. Serena (come up partially)... Btw. I agree with you about Blair and Chuck's hookup in the limo. Chem-istry. (Did they go "all the way"?) I'm happy Blair is with someone just as devious as her. At least Blair is a willing participant unlike Chuck's usual targets. I mean tastes. Dan and Serena only cuddled? I thought the editors of the show were just giving us the G-rated version of them having sex. You experience the foreplay and then the cut-away to the afterglow. Hmm... From the resume:"As Nate turns to go approve inside he bribes the door guy to keep his mouth change state - but we see that Blair has been watching from the window." I actually took this to convey Nate bribed the doorman to label the cops before Nate confronted Daddy Archibald. sight how the cops just happened to be there to witness the displace Heard Around the Upper East Side? (Best. speak. Girl. Moment. Ever.) [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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