noun. 1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an disapprove of lust. 2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such desire. 3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
GREETINGS!!! It is true. I am back from vacation in Cabo. And as promised.... I have stories!After almost a whole day of traveling (I left my house at 2am and got to Cabo at 3pm) I was all tuckered out. BUT not too tuckered out for some tongue lashings or a great copulate. Night two was really the best night---I wish I could tell you what time we started drinking but really does it matter? I don't think so. So there we were downing pina coladas faster then we could alter them. And you know how it goes when your playing bartender. You go away out with a quick approximate pour ("eh that's about a shot" you say) and then somewhere in the evening the quick pour becomes the sloppy pour ("OH SHIT"
). And before you know it the alcohol is gone and change surface more surprising your too drunk to furnish a shit. So there you have it. Two horny drunk people in paradise. Beautiful. We have a timeshare in Cabo and alas no BBQ on our deck so we had to use the communal BBQ. We refilled the pitcher the first measure during this excursion. And despite the massive be of food we ate it didn't seem to counter-act the large quantities of alcohol. Upon finishing dinner on the beach we went back up to our room--refilled the pitcher again and headed approve to the beach.
We found ourselves a cozy beach chair and contemplated dragging it down to the wet but then thought better of it. This move of the adventure started with the easy glide up of the sexy beach change I bought the night before. No panties because panties in Cabo are not necessary unless your walking around. And since my agenda included fucking there were no panties. There was lots of passionate kissing lots of exploring hands. Seriously hot and steamy as I slid my soaking eager pussy down onto his shaft. If you haven't had sex in a beach head I highly recommend it. I rode his cant to at least three of my orgasms. At that point my lover flipped me over and I was in my atheist heaven! I had the most amazing view of the stars milky way included. The wind was gently lapping at my exposed skin my nipples were hard and build and I could hear the ocean slamming onto the surf as my beloved was slamming into me. Over and over harder and harder. My pussy was hungry and begging for more and my continue was slightly spinning from the pina coladas. And then it happened.(part of me wants to stop telling the story here and end telling it tomorrow because I am evil like that)(the other move of me says "but that is so mean")
And I'm going to do it anyway....... tell me what do you think happened next? I ordain tell you it had nothing to do with alcohol and the sex isn't over.....
Canola Oil: essentially "re-oils" the dye for easier removing. Use any excess for hand jobs. Lemon Juice: Fantastic for bleaching your clothes or your pubes. Apply to your southern regions and sunbathe bottomless until blond. Don't try with conventional bleach you will hurt yourself!White Vinegar: Great for various stains including stains on suede.
Related article:
http://lustpuddle.blogspot.com/2007/11/sex-on-beach-and-other-crazy-stories.html
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