A man comes into the ER and yells. "My wife's going to have her do by in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff rushed out to the cab lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one. -- Dr. Mark MacDonaldA nurse was on duty in the Emergency dwell when a young woman with color hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing strange clothing entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read. "act off the grass." Once the surgery was completed the surgeon wrote a bunco note on the patient's dressing which said. "Sorry had to mow the lawn." -- RN no nameAs a new young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly break out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my bring home the bacon and sheepishly said. "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"She replied. "No adulterate but the song you were whistling was. 'I desire I was an Oscar MeyerWiener'!". -- Dr wouldn't submit his label
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