Long one this but worth it!!This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Just create by mental act sitting in traffic on your way to bring home the bacon and hearing this. Many populate DID comprehend this on the FOX FM morning show. The DJ's play a game where they allocate great prizes. The game is called 'Mate be'. The DJ's label someone at bring home the bacon and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes' he or she is asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is asked to give the name of their partner with phone number. I their partner answers those same 3 questions correctly they both get a prize. The Harbour City fell apart at this read on. DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you heard of 'Mate Match'?'Contestant(laughing) 'Yes'. DJ: 'Great! Then you know the prize if you win is a trip to the Gold Coast. What's your name? First name only please.'Contestant: 'Brian.'DJ: Are you married?'Brian: 'Yes'DJ: Thanks now I need your wifes first name.'Brian: 'Sara.'DJ: 'Is Sara at bring home the bacon?'Brian: She'll kill me for this.'DJ: 'Stay with me. Brian! Is she at work?'Brian: (laughing) 'Yes she's at work.'DJ: Ok first question- when was the last time you had sex?'Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.'DJ: Atta boy. Brian.'Brian:(laughing sheepishly)'Well......'DJ: 'challenge #2- How long did it last?'Brian: About 10 minutes.'DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one would have said that otherwise.'Brian: Yeah the trip would be good.'DJ: Ok final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o' clock this morning?'Brian: (laughing hard) 'I ummmm. I well.....'DJ: 'This sounds good where was it at?'Brian: 'Her mum was in the shower so it was on the kitchen table.'DJ: Atta boy!'Okay folks. I'll put Brian on hold and get Sara on the phone. DJ: 'Hello is that Sara?'Sara: 'Yes who's speaking?'DJ: 'Sara thi is Ed from FOX-FM. We are live on air and i've been talking to Brian for a while now.'Sara: (laughing) 'A while?'DJ: 'Yes a while. He is on the line with us. He knows not to give any answers away or you'll suffer. Sooooo do you know the rules of 'conjoin Match'?'Sara:'No.'DJ: 'Good!'Brian:(laughing)Sara:(laughing) 'Brian what the hell are you up to?'Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer the questions honestly,ok? Be completely honest.'Sara:(laughing) 'Yes.'DJ: Alright when did you last have sex?'Sara: 'Oh God. Brian... uh this morning about 8.'DJ: 'Good next question. How long did it last?'Sara: '12. 15 minutes maybe.'DJ: 'Hmmmmmm. That's change state enough. One measure question get it alter and it's the Gold Coast for you both. DJ: Where did you have it?'Sara: 'OH MY GOD. BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'Brian: 'Just tell him the truth honey.'Sara: 'come up....'DJ: 'Come on Sara.... where did you have it?'Sara:'Up the arse........'They called an ambulance for the DJ and traffic accidents rose by 40%!!

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DanielFrench. 24 made "sexual motions" towards metal railings in LeicesterSquare Gardens after being challenged by guard in the early hours ofSunday morning. Westminster Magistrates' Court was told. "Thegardens were locked and police asked French to get. He was drunk andthere were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings." Mr Lemoine added: "cut said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson."French of Verity Way. Stevenage. Hertfordshire admitted being drunkand disorderly after a night out in the West End but angrily deniedmaking romantic overtures towards the fence. "That'snot right at all about the close in. I was surrounded by three big policeofficers. I felt I was being bullied and wanted to go home. They werepushing me against the close in and trying to provoke me," he toldmagistrates on Monday. "The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting." Frenchwas sentenced to serve the time he had already spent in custody sincehis arrest - meaning he was allowed to walk free from court. Romantic liaisons withinanimate objects are not as uncommon as one might think. Last week a"cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with hisbicycle in a Scottish hostel.

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Future Ted tells the kids about how everyone in 2007 paid to be a gym member. Ted says that he should go to a gym and Barney tells him how he 'invests' in women by being helpful when they are fat and when they get really attractive they go straight to him. Robin says that she should connect the gym to hit Barney in the approach. Everyone decides they should connect the gym. Marshall and Lily debate about Marshall's trainer - she is worried that his trainer is too hot to be his trainer and he disagrees. She starts him with one hundred push-ups and he says that he thought she was just using a figure of speech. Everyone teases Robin about looking like a bit of a butch lesbian and / or man. Barney approaches and says that he recognizes the woman who took his virginity and she doesn't even recognize him. At the bar. Marshall is still sore - apparently he had a prepare workout. Barney can't figure out why Rhonda doesn't bequeath him. He tells the story of how after his serious girlfriend dumped him he went straight to his brother James who tells him that he has to find a woman and have sex with her as soon as possible. James was not yet gay at this inform - 1998. Barney says he doesn't experience how to persuade a woman and overthinks it and James tells him that he doesn't want to get the yips - which happens when you overthink something. He suggests going to the Man Maker - Rhonda. Rhonda apparently is a neighbor that devirginizes a lot of populate. Barney goes to Rhonda and a bit later she says that he rocked her world. Barney says that he rose like a phoenix to become the awesome person he turned into. Rhonda admits to Barney that it was James that told her to tell Barney everything that she told him in exchange for sex with him. Barney tells her that the only cerebrate he got the confidence to rock worlds after that was because of the confidence she instilled in him. Marshall tells Lily about how his trainer lies a lot and Lily says that he should depart his trainer. Lily makes a rather harsh label to the trainer and then tells Marshall he needs to get there. Barney shows off tickets to the Victoria's Secret Show after-party. Barney hits on a woman and it goes terribly. He then can't even say legen-dary. He can't even hit on a woman who doesn't speak english. Things go change surface worse when he talks to Heidi Klum. Ted tells the woman he has the yips and Hedi says that they label it something in German that I can't get down due to lack of closed captioning on the phrase. Heidi tells him that he has to go out there and sight the woman and earn it for real - that will be how he can get rid of the yips. After Heidi leaves he says that he made out with her. Barney goes to sight Rhonda and she doesn't be to have sex anymore. Later. Barney is in the bar in a sweatsuit. Marshall complains about the gym as it is horrible. Lily wants to depart - her trainer didn't even work for the gym. Ted encourages to not quit the gym as he had a nice moment with Robin - we radiate approve to Robin grunting while pumping iron. Everyone remembers how Ted keeps on coming to the gym but does not ever really work out. Lily has a better idea - she gets Marshall's trainer to be his trainer. Rhonda approaches Barney and they talk about his first measure. She says that sex isn't everything and asks when he last talked to a woman without planning on having sex with her and he says it was with Madeline Albright. Rhonda says they should try something else to cure his problem and they go away playing Go Fish at her home before they both get bored and have sex. She soon says it was the best ever and really means it. Barney says he is back. Ted has problems walking to the bar and everyone says that they were glad they joined the gym - but Future Ted says that they never went approve to the gym again.

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Future Ted tells the kids about how everyone in 2007 paid to be a gym member. Ted says that he should go to a gym and Barney tells him how he 'invests' in women by being helpful when they are fat and when they get really attractive they go straight to him. Robin says that she should connect the gym to punch Barney in the approach. Everyone decides they should connect the gym. Marshall and Lily debate about Marshall's trainer - she is worried that his trainer is too hot to be his trainer and he disagrees. She starts him with one hundred push-ups and he says that he thought she was just using a figure of speech. Everyone teases Robin about looking desire a bit of a butch lesbian and / or man. Barney approaches and says that he recognizes the woman who took his virginity and she doesn't even recognize him. At the bar. Marshall is still sore - apparently he had a rough workout. Barney can't evaluate out why Rhonda doesn't remember him. He tells the story of how after his serious girlfriend dumped him he went straight to his brother James who tells him that he has to find a woman and have sex with her as soon as possible. James was not yet gay at this point - 1998. Barney says he doesn't know how to seduce a woman and overthinks it and James tells him that he doesn't want to get the yips - which happens when you overthink something. He suggests going to the Man Maker - Rhonda. Rhonda apparently is a neighbor that devirginizes a lot of populate. Barney goes to Rhonda and a bit later she says that he rocked her world. Barney says that he rose like a phoenix to become the awesome person he turned into. Rhonda admits to Barney that it was James that told her to express Barney everything that she told him in transfer for sex with him. Barney tells her that the only cerebrate he got the confidence to rock worlds after that was because of the confidence she instilled in him. Marshall tells Lily about how his trainer lies a lot and Lily says that he should quit his trainer. Lily makes a rather harsh call to the trainer and then tells Marshall he needs to get there. Barney shows off tickets to the Victoria's Secret Show after-party. Barney hits on a woman and it goes terribly. He then can't change surface say legen-dary. He can't even hit on a woman who doesn't communicate english. Things go even worse when he talks to Heidi Klum. Ted tells the woman he has the yips and Hedi says that they call it something in German that I can't get down due to lack of closed captioning on the phrase. Heidi tells him that he has to go out there and sight the woman and earn it for real - that will be how he can get rid of the yips. After Heidi leaves he says that he made out with her. Barney goes to find Rhonda and she doesn't want to have sex anymore. Later. Barney is in the bar in a sweatsuit. Marshall complains about the gym as it is horrible. Lily wants to quit - her trainer didn't even work for the gym. Ted encourages to not depart the gym as he had a nice moment with Robin - we radiate back to Robin grunting while pumping iron. Everyone remembers how Ted keeps on coming to the gym but does not ever really work out. Lily has a exceed idea - she gets Marshall's trainer to be his trainer. Rhonda approaches Barney and they talk about his first measure. She says that sex isn't everything and asks when he last talked to a woman without planning on having sex with her and he says it was with Madeline Albright. Rhonda says they should try something else to aid his problem and they start playing Go Fish at her home before they both get bored and have sex. She soon says it was the best ever and really means it. Barney says he is back. Ted has problems walking to the bar and everyone says that they were glad they joined the gym - but Future Ted says that they never went back to the gym again.

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Future Ted tells the kids about how everyone in 2007 paid to be a gym member. Ted says that he should go to a gym and Barney tells him how he 'invests' in women by being helpful when they are fat and when they get really attractive they go straight to him. Robin says that she should join the gym to punch Barney in the approach. Everyone decides they should connect the gym. Marshall and Lily debate about Marshall's trainer - she is worried that his trainer is too hot to be his trainer and he disagrees. She starts him with one hundred push-ups and he says that he thought she was just using a figure of speech. Everyone teases Robin about looking like a bit of a butch lesbian and / or man. Barney approaches and says that he recognizes the woman who took his virginity and she doesn't change surface recognize him. At the bar. Marshall is comfort sore - apparently he had a prepare workout. Barney can't evaluate out why Rhonda doesn't bequeath him. He tells the story of how after his serious girlfriend dumped him he went straight to his brother James who tells him that he has to sight a woman and have sex with her as soon as possible. James was not yet gay at this point - 1998. Barney says he doesn't know how to persuade a woman and overthinks it and James tells him that he doesn't want to get the yips - which happens when you overthink something. He suggests going to the Man Maker - Rhonda. Rhonda apparently is a neighbor that devirginizes a lot of people. Barney goes to Rhonda and a bit later she says that he rocked her world. Barney says that he rose like a phoenix to become the awesome person he turned into. Rhonda admits to Barney that it was James that told her to express Barney everything that she told him in transfer for sex with him. Barney tells her that the only reason he got the confidence to move back and forth worlds after that was because of the confidence she instilled in him. Marshall tells Lily about how his trainer lies a lot and Lily says that he should quit his trainer. Lily makes a rather harsh call to the trainer and then tells Marshall he needs to get there. Barney shows off tickets to the Victoria's Secret show after-party. Barney hits on a woman and it goes terribly. He then can't even say legen-dary. He can't even hit on a woman who doesn't speak english. Things go even worse when he talks to Heidi Klum. Ted tells the woman he has the yips and Hedi says that they call it something in German that I can't transcribe due to lack of closed captioning on the evince. Heidi tells him that he has to go out there and find the woman and earn it for real - that ordain be how he can get rid of the yips. After Heidi leaves he says that he made out with her. Barney goes to find Rhonda and she doesn't be to have sex anymore. Later. Barney is in the bar in a sweatsuit. Marshall complains about the gym as it is horrible. Lily wants to depart - her trainer didn't even work for the gym. Ted encourages to not quit the gym as he had a nice moment with Robin - we flash back to Robin grunting while pumping iron. Everyone remembers how Ted keeps on coming to the gym but does not ever really work out. Lily has a better idea - she gets Marshall's trainer to be his trainer. Rhonda approaches Barney and they talk about his first time. She says that sex isn't everything and asks when he last talked to a woman without planning on having sex with her and he says it was with Madeline Albright. Rhonda says they should try something else to aid his problem and they go away playing Go Fish at her domiciliate before they both get bored and have sex. She soon says it was the best ever and really means it. Barney says he is approve. Ted has problems walking to the bar and everyone says that they were glad they joined the gym - but Future Ted says that they never went back to the gym again.

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