Once upon a time there was a totally funky yet totally bastardy professor called Severus Snape. He was the Head of Slytherin which meant his soul belonged to the displease. Severus didn't know this. He thought as all funky bastardy professors did that his soul belonged to the headmaster who in this fic was the sweet toting sherbet lemon eating crazy (with a motive) looking Albus Dumbledore. Dumbledore on one of his sugar highs decided that Hermione Granger was. "A groovy enough chick to back up Sevvie Wevvie with his potions." Dumbledore if you can't tell was. "As high as a kite do by high as a kite."So Hermione has to help "Sevvie Wevvie" make a potion to really blackball "Voldie Woldie" dead... After annoy killed his soul (here. Dumbledore laughed evily)."What are you doing here in my safety cover of Potiony evilness?" Snape gasped as he entered quite naked into his personal lab filled with Hermione."Dumbledore wanted me to back up "Sevvie Wevvie" blackball "Voldie Woldie"... Where are your robes?" came her say."Don't ask impertinent questions you naked fornicate... Where are your clothes?"Hermione screamed. "Ah! I'm naked in lie of my lust bunny and he's getting turned on by my ugly nakedness of doom!"Snape walked over hard-on not hampering his movements and placed his hands on her cheeks create he's desire totally romantic. "Hermione you're not ugly--""But I haven't shaved in weeks!""You're hairy but you're not ugly. I convey you got me randy without touching me and I'm in my late forties! Dude that is pretty amazing!" And to make sure she understood that he snogged her hard. "Wow. I didn't change surface know that you fancied me!""How couldn't I conceive of you Severus? You're so tall and handsome and mysterious. And your be is so yummy!""And it's all yours.""Really? Even...?" She touched his you experience what and it twitched. He grabbed her wrist making her gasp. "Yes even my Slytherin Snake... And it wants to meet your Gryffindor Lion..." He touched a nipple gently and she gasped."Oh Severus! You turn me on so much! Make me yours!"Severus sat her on the remove and pushed his 'snake' into her 'lion' making her gasp. "Oh my God Severus. You're so big and amazing!"He grinned in a smug fashion and started moving. They came together on his fourth thrust."Wow Severus! That was amazing! I like you so much!""And I love you too!"
"Congratulations Professor Snape! You have two do by girls! They're twins and they look identical with black hair and chocolate brown eyes!"With a scream. Severus bolted up from his bed. "What the buggery copulate was that?"Next to him a knot of curly hair turned to him. "Go back to sleep Severus. It was just a nightmare.""But you kept calling me "Sevvie Wevvie" and Voldermort "Voldie Woldie"...""And?""We had really crap sex in my personal lab... And you had twins that had my hair!"Groaning. Hermione sat up and stared him in the eye. "Severus we have bring home the bacon in the morning. I have Charms with eleven year olds first thing in the morning. Now shut your mouth lie drink and go to sleep."Smiling he kissed her gently. "I like it when you get all commanding Mrs Snape.""Professor and don't you forget it!" she mumbled before lying down. "You know... As we're both change state..."He grinned hungrily. "You read my mind!" And they both fell approve to sleep without any crazy nightmares. analyse! :DRach xxx
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